*my mom calls ur mom* hi i just called to tell you that your son didnt reblog my sons selfie? um no lorraine. you listen here, if you want to come to my tupperware party you better get your son in check. also your blueberry cobbler should not have won the state fair competition. goodbye lorraine.
one time i forgot kids lose teeth and when my cousin told me she lost her tooth i was so confused and couldnt stop laughing and saying stuff like that is so weird are you okay you should go to the doctor or something and then i realized. people lose teeth. that is completely normal.
But you said your people were dead. Past tense.
sometimes i forget nic cage has a son
something tells me that nic cage tries to forget he has a son
petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy
When she saw him time slowed to a stop. He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him. The one. The first boy she would ever kill.