dysfunctunal:

teacher: where’s your homework

me: that fufu lame shit i aint with it

54256 August 29th
allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES

allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES

662943 August 29th

sswishswishstab:

loveandchloroform:

Nice outlaw name, did your mom pick it out for you?

image

98566 August 29th

meladoodle:

godlykesha:

meladoodle:

one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’

is this the same dad that once called you dad

no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit

248991 August 28th

maddmullah:

Mariah Carey vs Ariana Grande

71438 August 28th

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

170709 August 28th

anneboleyns:

"but officer they were fucking with my clique"

381150 August 28th

thehomosexuals:

Okay but Never Gonna Give You Up (better known as Rickroll) is actually a really really horrible song for many reasons, which I will better explain under the cut. 

Brace yourselves, this is pretty long.

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99834 August 28th